Super Meat Boy


Tiger Handheld version of Super Meat Boy is supposed to suck

Dumbed down version of Super Meat Boy released on Apple's App Store to make a point

A horrible Tiger Handheld version of Super Meat Boy has just released on Apple’s App Store - and it’s not “bad” in that nostalgic retro sort of way. It’s just plain bad. And that’s the point. It all began after independent game developer Tommy Refenes railed against the proliferation of unplayable mobile versions of popular games for sale on Apple’s App Store at this year’s Game Developers Conference.

“I absolutely fucking hate the iPhone App Store,” declared Refenes at the beginning of his speech, adding that he thinks the digital distribution service is “awful” and “horrible.” He went on to compare the iPhone App Store to the Tiger Handheld game of this generation, citing crappy mobile versions of popular titles, like Mega Man II and Street Fighter IV.


Above: Super Meat Boy is scheduled to release for WiiWare, XBLA, and Windows this summer. But you can play a purposefully bad Tiger Handheld version today

We see where Refenes is coming from. iPhone and iPod games based on popular titles, like Mega Man II and Street Fighter IV look “good” for a mobile game and are tempting purchases for fans. But when it comes right down to it, the iPhone and iPod touch-centric controls never feel “right.” During his speech, Refenes challenged the audience, asking if anyone in the room has actually finished Mega Man II on the iPhone. No one answered. Having purchased the game on a whim, I can’t say that I’ve beat the game either – and the reason is simple: the controls are horrible.


Above: Tommy Refenes, one of the designers for Super Meat Boy, talks about why he “fucking hates” the App Store

And so here we are. Refenes’ anti-App Store mission has come full circle with a Tiger Handheld version of Super Meat Boy for the iPhone, complete with bad controls, ugly LED graphics, minimal animation, and a total lack of fun. The asking price for the irony is just $.99, the exact same price of other inferior App Store versions of games you love, like Mega Man II.


Above: We bought Mega Man II for the iPhone because it only cost $.99 and it was called “Mega Man II.” Unfortunately, the actual game was almost unplayable


Above: If you’ve never played the original Meat Boy Flash game, check it out. It’s great fun (unlike the iPhone version)

What do you think? Will you be buying a copy of Super Meat Boy from the App Store? Have you purchased an iPhone/iPod Touch version of a game you loved only to leave it unplayed on your dash? Do you think Refenes is right in comparing the App Store to today’s version of the Tiger Handheld game? Or perhaps, now that the iPad has landed, do you think Apple’s latest product deserves the interest of gamers more than ever?

Apr 5, 2010


 
7 Comments
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Hobojedi  - 1 year 1 month ago 
It just doesn't feel right. Not the same as a keyboard click or a button press.
OnyxOblivion  - 1 year 1 month ago 
THEN DON'T ADD TO THE PROBLEM.

Make it good. Be an exception!

He's a dick, not buying his game.
Cyberninja  - 1 year 1 month ago 
according to that speech their are really stupid people in this world
Thantos410  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Angry people make this world go 'round.

re captcha: in libraries

I just came back from the library...
flabslapper  - 1 year 1 month ago 
um...wut?

also brb buying Tiger Handheld games from eBay to relive my childhood
Nucleotyde  - 1 year 1 month ago 
My friend actually beat Megaman 2 on the iPod. And I still haven't beat 9 on Xbox...

I think that making this cost $.99 is stupid. If you're going to make a bad game on purpose then you shouldn't make people pay for it.
Ravenbom  - 6 months 23 days ago 
Well, that actually turned me off from Super Meat Boy now.
I've had a hard-on for SMB for at least a year now but this guy is acting like a brat and is basically selling Oblivion Horse Armor.

Aren't we all (ironically) getting hipster fatigue? Besides, doing something ironically isn't cool when you stop to point out that you're doing something to be ironic.
It's like all of Andy Kauffman's routines wouldn't have been special if we were all let in on the joke. Same with Phil Hendrie. His show was awesome and outrageous when you didn't know the joke and even more so when you did.



It's like the Wii, there's still like 6 great things a year that appear on it but if all you look at is shitty ports and waggle you'll miss genius.


Also, I really like Street Fighter IV on the iPhone. Yes, it's SFIV light, but that's exactly what it was meant to be.
Though I thought I'd like Chinatown Wars on the iPhone because I LOVED it on the DS and it has more features and better graphics, but the controls sucked and I just couldn't get into it.
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Expected release date: TBA 2010
Published by: Team Meat
Developed by: Team Meat
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