This week’s contest

Each week, we provide a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit your caption below, we choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Finalists for this week’s cartoon, by *Pia Guerra and Ian Boothby*, will appear online January 17th and in the January 24, 2022, issue of The New Yorker. Anyone age thirteen or older can enter or vote. To read the complete rules, click here.

Contest #786

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Entry must be received by 11:59 P.M. E.T. on January 2, 2022. Click here for the official rules.

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The Finalists

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Contest #784

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Entry must be received by 11:59 P.M. E.T. on January 9, 2022. Click here for the official rules.

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The Winner

Contest #782

“Just pretend to give them your wallet.”

Samuel Lamoureux, Waukesha, Wis.

second place

“You had to insist on a quiet neighborhood.”

Bruce Silverman, Minneapolis, Minn.

third place

“No, it is not better than being broken up with in a text.”

Eileen Shields, Manhattan Beach, Calif.

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