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Somebody wrote a play about me and it will be performed Monday December 19th, 7 PM at Cyrano's Playhouse in down town Anchorage. I think everybody should go before it hits Broadway and the tickets become prohibitively expensive.
Sun, December 18, 2005 - 5:42 PM permalink - 3 comments
I lot of people can’t get over how young I look for my age. Like ten years younger is not an uncommon guess. Drunk people in dark bars usually guess even younger. Ask Lisa Bunny, she has met me in person (and she is in real life much lovelier then her photos would suggest). Also Amber has met me and when I told her my true age she said “yeah, that’s what I would have guessed” (by the way, Amber’s photographs have to be at least 10 to 15 years old – I couldn’t recognize her). Anyway people alw... read more
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 4:05 AM permalink - 6 comments
I live in this little tiny village (temporarily) of a few hundred people. No roads in or out, just a river and an airstrip. I ride my bicycle to work and back. I ride it everywhere. When the locals see me riding by they say “cool bike, man!” That’s what they say. I was the coolest kid in town with the neatest bike in the world. It is a mountain bike of course; there isn’t much road here, mostly old wooden boardwalks and mud holes that have been ripped up by four-wheelers. Getting to work is t... read more
Wed, October 19, 2005 - 8:56 PM permalink - 2 comments
Anybody that know me well knows I have been ranting on about this for over ten years now: The Big Daylight Savings Time scam. Here is how it worx. Every spring They take an hour for each and everyone of us, whether you have your own plans for it or not. So They have all these hours that They keep somewhere in cold storage for six months. Then, like Santa Claus, They give them back to us each fall and we are all so delighted. Fuck Them. That was OUR hour to start with. We all know that time is... read more
Mon, October 17, 2005 - 8:41 PM permalink - 5 comments
I raised this little girl form a child. Now she is sort of grown-up. Love her very much but she is so much trouble. Like I can't keep a girlfriend because she will always call them fucking cunts to their face. And she and her little friends are always making fun of me because I am such a dork. But I am her dad, dads are supposed to be dorks. What, you want Johnny Depp to be your dad? I don't think so. She keeps telling me I can’t hit on certain chicks because “DAD, THEY’RE MY AGE!” So? I did ... read more
Mon, October 10, 2005 - 10:22 PM permalink - 4 comments
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joined on 11/22/03
last updated 12/05/05
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December 8, 2005
Jonny says I'm a mormon.

But that's just because
I have a thing
for their underwear...
December 8, 2005
Jonny says I'm a mormon.

But he knows better.
September 11, 2005
When are you going to drag me by the hair into your igloo? Huh?
June 18, 2005
Jonny's the hottest guy on tribe and he knows it! He's stuck up, I tell you! Don't give him the satisfaction, ladies. He'll just use you and throw you away like yesterday's trash! Just like he did me...

Oh Jonny!!! Please take me back!!! Just for one night!!! I'll do ANYTHING to have your bestial manliness looming large above me just once more!
July 8, 2004
Jonny is my "special" friend.